Joe Chrisp
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Mansfield |
| Club | Merton/Mansfield |
| Team | Merton/Mansfield 1st |
| Course | PPE |
| School | Chiswick Community |
| Matriculation year | 2008 |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| This season | 5 (3) | 400 | 00 | 0 (0) |
Biography
This kid is living in the past. Given Newcastle's latest form, who can blame him?
In fairness to Chrisp, his hair also appears to not have been cut since this photo was taken in 1994.
This situation would pose less problems should Chrisp be able to celebrate his victories with anything other than Bruce Springsteen songs. Yet his skills on the pitch will hopefully ensure that Dil Dunia will not be the last place to feel the wrath of his brutal warcry of "Atlantic City". Or his fearsome "elbow guns". Oh. Yeah.
His interests at the time of writing include discussions outside the Porter's Lodge about the relative merits of official Oxford University merchandise, into which he involves passing members of the football team.
