Henry Fox
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Mansfield |
| Club | Merton/Mansfield |
| Teams | Merton/Mansfield 1st, Merton/Mansfield 2nd |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 16 (0) | 1190 | 00 | 3 (0) | |
| This season | 4 (3) | 390 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| Career | 20 (3) | 1580 | 00 | 3 (0) |
Biography
Henry is a fox in the box. And a foxy fox at that. In France he would be called La Renarde and would be hunted with only his cunning to protect him. Scha-wing.
Unfortunately he lives in England and with his floppy blond mop and Old Etonian charms is thought of as a young Boris Johnson. It could be worse, I suppose...
It is rumoured that Henry's mother is one time glamour model and ex-girlfriend of Teddy Sheringham Sam Fox. He is third top-scorer to date, and with that parentage this should hardly come as a surprise... Lad.
Henry needs to learn to have confidence in himself and his charms. He shouldn't need to pay women to get what he wants from them...
Caption for photo: "Henry shapes to shank his shot into the river." That actually happened.
In September 2008, the rumour mill was roaring with the story that Fox was to be dropped from M+Ms first XI after turning up late to pre-season citing only "Argentinian Malbec" as an excuse. It is said that new manager Robbie Coleman was unimpressed with such antics, and wished to make an example of Fox as a demonstration that alcoholism would not be tolerated during his regime.
They then realised that this was impossible, as Foxy remains far from an alcoholic. They go to meetings.
Henry is considered a scientific anomaly as the only man found thus far to be able to swim through air. His technique has drawn favourable comparisons to legendary Olympian Mark Spitz, which is apt as the man Fox is the only member of the team who could pull off a colonial moustache. We live in hope.
